I never really imagined that my comeback to this blog would have me coming here to say that I’ll be spending my December in Lagos’ NYSC orientation camp.
Now playing: Eazy Commando – Ashidapo.
It’s 3am and I’m currently in bed trying to force myself to finish this cute can of smirn off ice and I can tell you that I have stared at my call up letter for so long hoping it would disappear but alas, it’s still here. It didn’t even help that the letter came in while I was dressing to go on a date with this man, from that point forward, I behaved destabilized. I didn’t even wear my wig well because I was in shock.
Right now, I’m scared of the possibility of having to go through what my course-mates went through in camp. My group chat was filled with a lot of stories I cannot wrap my head around. Don’t get me started on the food I was seeing, please I’m begging you.
I leave for camp on Thursday, I was posted to Lagos, thankfully but that doesn’t still exonerate me from the stress and suffering the NYSC scheme has so glorified. It still also doesn’t make sense that NYSC felt the need to post people to the north knowing fully well that there is unrest in that region. Also, I need to repeat that it doesn’t make sense that we have to spend December in orientation camps.
Dear readers, just pray for me and other corpers. Jesus Christ didn’t get born for me to go and march unnecessarily in an orientation camp. I’m really lightheaded, smirn off ice does to me what tequila does to some others.
I’m going to be stopping here for now. I need to keep thinking of how I’m going to avoid anything strenuous in that camp.
Read my previous post here.
IF YOU’VE SERVED ALREADY, ANY ADVICE?
HOW WILL YOU BE SPENDING YOUR DECEMBER?
LAGOS PEOPLE, WHAT ARE YOUR DECEMBER IN LAGOS PLANS?