You people did not even tell me that this waist trainer life is hard.
Few weeks ago, StyleSenami forced me to buy a waist trainer from Jumia since I had refused to see through my plan of going to the gym, I felt so too.
I got my waist trainer weeks ago and I never got around opening the package. I just knew that I had a waist trainer lying around in my box.
Today I decided to try this dress I got as a gift from Jane Michaels last year and I decided to try it with the waist trainer.
First of all, the process of wearing a waist trainer is work in itself, I perspired like I had just come out of the bathroom because Lagos is on a whole different level of ‘hot’ at the moment. This waist trainer has to be wrapped twice for you to get the achieved results but I realized that if I wrapped it twice, Instablog’s headline would read ‘Girl on blue faints in public due to the tightness of the waist trainer nobody sent her to wear’ with a picture of me sprawled on the floor struggling to breath so I wrapped it once and got my mammary glands spilling out of the clothes and my waist snatched anyway.
Ladies and gentlemen, that picture might look like whatever you think it is but I couldn’t breath, I promise. Those things make you walk as if you’re proud and as if you have money and I honestly need to know how you lots that wear these things regularly, live with yourselves.
It didn’t help that I was hungry and I had to eat but I couldn’t because my intestines were caving in. It looked like modesty and home training to the ones that offered me food but I was really hungry and dying to remove this thing.
Hafeezah on the other hand, was as free as a bird seeing that she had nothing holding her down.
She helped zip up that dress so she is partly to blame for my discomfort.
Eitherways, I realize now that ‘snatched waist’ is not my portion as I cannot survive this hardship.
If you people want me to be fit, hire a personal trainer for me. If not, let’s be looking at ourselves.
LADIES, EVER HAD ANY EXPERIENCE WITH WAIST TRAINERS?
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME LIKE?
GUYS, EVER ENCOUNTERED ANY LADY WITH WAIST TRAINERS? HOW DID YOU FEEL?
WHO ELSE IS WITH ME ON THIS ‘I CAN’T COME AND KILL MYSELF JOURNEY?