I Hate Full Time Idiots

I had to deal with a lot this past week and dealing with a serial blackmailer is just the highlight of it all.

No, I wasn’t the one being blackmailed.

Exactly a week today, I got a distress call from a friend asking to see me because she was in a dilemma and she needed my help. I rushed downstairs hoping that it would be the usual I need your help talk where she gets to buy food for me. I was to be surprised.

She had called me down to inform me that she was in trouble as someone was threatening to leak her nudes to the whole world.

I had a lot of questions but the most glaring one was ‘why are nudes in this discussion?’

I’ll tell you the whole story without trying to reveal any hints as to who and who might be involved. Forgive me.

My friend whom we will be referring to as Sister A had met a guy two weeks ago, on a Friday, they talked and he departed with her number, promising to call her whenever he got home and he did. Long phone calls that included giggling and blushing had them setting up a movie date for the Saturday after they met.

Saturday came and my friend happily dressed up for her movie date which had been slated for evening, I have no details about what went on from the beginning to the end of the movie but I know that he had invited her over to his house to chill, and my dear friend, harmlessly followed him to his house.

He had failed to mention that there was a mini party at his house but when they got to his abode, they joined in the party. Things got a little out of hand and she got drunk after a few bottles of alcohol, he had helped her into his room.

Clothes flew off bodies, A only remembered herself mumbling ‘stop’ as she fell asleep while he had carnal knowledge of her.

The story doesn’t start here.

The story started when the Monday that followed, sister A got a whatsapp message from a certain number claiming to be Sister B from Babcock, B had wasted no time in questioning A about her sexual relationship with our dear brother. She had claimed that she had been his constant sexual partner till he decided that he didn’t want to have anything to do with her again.

This was the point that I realized that sex was not ordinary as B kept on gushing about the memories of their sexual encounters with our brother while she didn’t fail to let A that she wanted him back because she missed him and their act of copulation. Discussion was going well till B claimed that she was a hacker and stalker and she had gained access to our brother’s Samsung cloud, she didn’t fail to mention that she found some very raunchy pictures of A that was taken while she was asleep.

Pictures of her NAKED.

A panicked and began to call on everything she knew, begging B to help her delete the pictures from his Samsung cloud, B knew she had the upper hand here and so she decided that she was going to delete the pictures for a fee. A fee that she could not afford even if she got a job for two weeks.

A, in her state of panic confronted bros who calmly explained that he had been trying to gain access to his samsung cloud for a while and it wasn’t working, he also didn’t fail to let her know that he takes pictures of girls naked, whenever they were asleep. It was his fetish.

Okay bros, nice one but B was really on top of her game asking that she be paid the money by Tuesday evening or else, she would release them.

Nothing was adding up to me, I especially wanted to know how one’s Samsung cloud could be hacked that easily. Bros had claimed that B was asking for x5 of the money requested from A to release his Samsung cloud to him, she also wanted to see him and get into his pants one more time for old time sake.

After so much resistance from A, B decided that she was going to release the nudes and A gave her the go ahead while she asked that some handles, mine inclusive be mentioned in the caption that followed the nudes. B, sensing this new found confidence stopped replying A’s messages and went offline for a really long time that day.

Meanwhile I had put two and two together and decided that bros and B had to be working together because for not so obvious reasons, I had called B with my phone and bros returned my call hours later. He probably forgot to use sim two.

I was livid with rage, nothing disgusted me more than this whole scenario at that point, the fact that bros was asking A not to let her friends know that she was being blackmailed made it worse, because we knew and I especially was out to pave way for his exit out of the world of normal and sane people into a place where violators lived, in jail.

He unfortunately was in Abuja at this period.

Don’t ask me how I found out, I know people who know how to track people, please.

I had my friend contact a lawyer while I worked on contacting the armed guys, soldiers to be precise.

I met the most patient and strategic soldiers during this period, they taught me patience at one sitting and made me understand that they were called to serve and protect us bloody civilians.

Bros kept guilt tripping B all the way down to Friday, claiming that he would get his dad’s people to handle it, bearing in mind that after much findings, bros did not tell his father that he violates the privacies of whatever female he takes home by taking nude pictures of them while they were asleep and he wasn’t going to let his father find out. Daddy’s boy goals.

After so much threats, bros had resorted to calling his father’s name in all his chats with A, claiming that A had a hand in the hacking of his Samsung cloud because she wanted to leak his forex trading details.

I failed to mention that he’s a forex trader, yeah? I’m sorry.

He had violated her privacy by taking pictures of her nudes and claimed that he had gotten permission from A to take pictures of her naked, he got permission from a drunk girl? Okay.

Bros made so much noise about getting his dad’s people to walk into the matter, while he was oblivious of the fact that I had people on his trail waiting for him to do his worse.

The issue unfortunately is not yet over as A had to stop replying him to concentrate on her tests for the week.

I’m a bit relaxed now but however, while we advice that ladies be careful of waiting predators, I also personally would advice that you do not go to a guy’s house less than ten years after meeting him. I’m exaggerating the number of years but this encounter opened my eyes to a lot of things.

What’s the essence of someone whose integrity you cannot vouch for?

If in any case you are being blackmailed, get help. You cannot handle it on your own, you will faint because your mind will make you believe that your life is over. Get help.

This could have been a different scenario with anybody, even though I know that I do not drink and would never get drunk and get my nudes taken by an idiot, it still could have been anybody.

I would have on my own, come out to tell the whole world that I was being blackmailed by a fellow and solicit for help from higher authorities.

These situations are mostly avoidable so please avoid them.

What would you have done if you were in A’s situation?

Ever been in such compromising position? How did you handle it?

What’s the best way to handle a blackmailer?

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  1. Jojo March 14, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    I will just die, if I was in her shoes but I would talk to someone after a while which might be too late. But good thing is y\’all did good in investigating.

    1. osas March 14, 2018 at 10:33 pm

      I definitely would have died too tbh. Thanks love❤️

  2. Senami March 14, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    I really don’t know what I would have done . I’m surprised things like this happens and I hope ladies can be really smart about it. It was interesting to read btw. ❤️

  3. osas March 14, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    Exactly!! We realized this a little too late

  4. Tytler March 14, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    I would most likely won\’t give a darn and let them do their worst… Blackmailers act on fear, be like Kevin Hart. Lol

  5. Jacinta March 15, 2018 at 1:43 am

    Haaa. If I were A, I’d probably not share. I’d silently work my ass off or borrow money and pay. Then it will click in my head the next day that blackmail never ends. When B asks me for money, I’ll reply her with, “kuku kill me!”

  6. Young Valiant March 15, 2018 at 3:28 am

    Although, having a leaked nude is shameful and helluva an annoying happening. I would just try and avoid the whole threat thing and move on. By the way, your nude ain\’t the first released nude. There are better nudes out there. And nowadays that people will see a leaked nude and be like \”sigh\” nothing new.

    Girl you write waaaaay goooooooood. Teach me please. I want to improve.

    1. osas March 15, 2018 at 7:34 am

      We considered the fact that A is studying a course that is so critical, that once she finishes, the incident might not make her proceed to the next stage of her profession.

      Thank you so much Valiant, I really appreciate❤️

  7. Lope March 15, 2018 at 3:48 am

    Am sure I will not be alive to read this

    1. osas March 15, 2018 at 7:32 am

      Who\’s killing you

  8. Barakah March 15, 2018 at 7:33 am

    She was wrong to have gone to his place to “chill”.
    However Bros and Sister B are Feckennnn barsterdddds. That’s the one I know. Gbo gbo won ti ya were.
    If I was being blackmailed, I’d tell my friends. Due to the fact that I know that I’m retarded when I’m under pressure , I’d tell them so they’d help me.

  9. Jenniferoboh March 15, 2018 at 8:10 am

    Well,well,well. I would threaten her with her own nudes! It will be the case of the bush meat pursuing the hunter! Since you want to die and follow dick!

  10. Unilag Ajebutter March 15, 2018 at 8:36 am

    Mehn these blackmail cases takes wisdom to handle.
    No offence but i thought girls passed the stage of Getting drunk with a guy.

    1. osas March 15, 2018 at 8:56 am

      I thought so to but reality check mehn

  11. Kolapo March 15, 2018 at 11:35 am

    The Guy is the DEFINITION of scum!!!

    I wouldn\’t blame the Lady for any reason, they are created to be everyly fragile that shouldn\’t make a fool like Bro Weyrey take advantage.

    In handling blackmailing, before you report to force authorities, gather more than enough information about the involved parties. I used to be a Pro-Stalker by hobby (paid hobby) but stopped last year.

  12. Iyanuoluwa Jaiyeola March 15, 2018 at 11:56 am

    Hmmmmn, there are different ways people handle these kinda cases but one potent one is to not fear and remain stagnant, channel the adrenaline fear induces to something else

    1. osas March 15, 2018 at 12:13 pm

      Exactly what I learnt during this encounter mehn

  13. Ruru March 15, 2018 at 3:16 pm

    WOW goddamnit!! Please I just want to know if he is in Kirikiri now or it is still roaming the streets of Africa.

    1. osas March 15, 2018 at 10:02 pm

      Let\’s allow him be happy always, he\’s from the streets of Africa

  14. Babaolowo March 15, 2018 at 4:15 pm

    I’m sure just going to wait till I see the nudes if I was the one involved. You post my nude, I post my nude by myself as well, case closed. Too bad my nude won’t thread, I’ve not blown just yet… but you my dear is blowing on my behalf.

  15. osas March 16, 2018 at 8:35 am

    Her nudes b

  16. OBA March 17, 2018 at 7:41 am

    Jesus is a christain!!!
    Mhen thing are really appening in this world…
    As for sis A i dont think she need an herbalist to tell her to be careful with so called love life
    My own view abt this ehn… I think there\’s somthing very very fishy abt our bros. Am thinking Bros and sisB av somthing in common…Probably planned 2gether or they are the same person Samsung\’s cloud is not a beanscake for omone to hack…

    1. osas March 17, 2018 at 8:08 am

      All I am saying!!! How will you open your mouth to say your Samsung cloud was hacked when your phone wasn\’t stolen. Some people don\’t deserve to exist, to be honest

  17. osas March 18, 2018 at 9:45 am

    I hope it doesn\’t have a part two but our parents might not know how to handle it the way the police would

  18. Ifeoma, your wife\'s wife :) March 22, 2018 at 11:48 am

    Please don\’t keep us on suspense lai dis. If I was the girl, sinceeeeeeeeee the guy would have entered Station. Abi he is Daddy\’s boy, simply threaten him by revealing his fetish to his father and making it a headline in actual news. He\’s mad.

    1. osas March 23, 2018 at 10:26 am

      The boy kuku reached out to a third party accusing me of writing one side of the story

  19. Ortega March 23, 2018 at 7:56 am

    Lol.. glad I stuck with the story. Amazing write up
    Shocking how this still happens in 2018. Ahah!!
    Stay woke my girls.

  20. osas June 10, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    how am i just seeing this?

  21. Jacqueline December 13, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    I like how you handled the situation ,
    And I do hope you press charges regardless, your friend was quite brave to speak up and I do hope she\’s fine and just takes a break to chill.
    This is a great blog post by the way.

    1. osas December 14, 2018 at 8:19 am

      She\’s very fine now, glory to God

  22. Bisola Williams December 13, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    osas i love you baby girl, you handled the issue smartly and legally , my best part is the part you told soldiers to beat his poor ass, i get that we girls should be more careful buh people like that guy deserve everything he got and more ,he should serve as an example to perverts out there, he should be prosecuted for that

    1. osas December 14, 2018 at 8:19 am

      They never got to beat his ass because he knew well to run as far away as possible. I still maintain that he\’s an idiot and he doesn\’t even deserve to have a girlfriend

  23. Ayo odeh December 14, 2018 at 12:22 am

    Firstly…he had carnal knowledge of her while she was drunk …that means he took advantage of her ..that one nah RAPE to me ….then secondly..which girl in her right senses would a stranger permission to take her nudes …

    1. osas December 14, 2018 at 8:18 am

      She was asleep when he took the nudes

  24. osas December 14, 2018 at 8:20 am

    I honestly would not have had the mind to speak up if that was me


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