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I’ve changed my name. Thank you😊

You see the thing about being a woman is that your body springs up dirty surprises and says to you “oh, I just thought you needed something to get you bothered today since your skin is glowing, your boyfriend is being sweet, your laundry is done, you still have small money and you’re experiencing peace of mind. So here, you’ve been surprised with pregnancy even though I know you did not have anything to do with any man, so congratulations dear”.

If you’ve read up to this point, you’re welcome to my happy place.

How are you?

No, I’m not pregnant. It’s just that time of the month when my body doesn’t feel like my own anymore and I’m here typing in pain and in gratitude to God for making this one silent even though it’s still painful.

Now playing: Strings and Blings by my cousin – Nasty C.

Congratulations to my second country – France, for winning the World Cup. It wasn’t easy but it was worth it. You guys can call me Mrs Osas Kylian Mbappé Lottin as I’ll be working towards marrying my best friend as soon as he notices me. Don’t come at me with ‘you’re older than him’ because I realize that and I also realize that age is just a number and I cannot control who I fall in love with. If you know me well, you’ll know that this is how I stand most of the time, with my hands in that same position. Only difference is that my hands will be resting on something bigger. Who says we’re not meant to be?

I’ve already written out the names of our kids my love, we’ll have four kids – two boys and two girls. Three out of four will be footballers while the last one will be a doctor, so our three other kids don’t have to stress being treated by other doctors. Sense will not kill me!!This is how I’ll be kissing his cute head. I’ll wake up beside him every morning and look at our beautiful kids and kiss his head in gratitude to God for giving me such beautiful man that compliments my beautiful self that created our beautiful kids through the copulation process.

Please if you follow me and you’re nursing any sort of romantic feeling(s) for Mbappe, kindly desist from it and focus on Pogba or Kante because I don’t think I can share my man. Thanks.

I want to humbly apologize to my dear and loyal subscribers for not putting out a blog post last week. It was a busy and dramatic week starting from getting my pvc, if you’ve not gotten your PVC, I’m your senior please; to being a part of Dare2Dream season 5 in unilag. If you missed this, I’m very sorry.

A certain Instagram slay king who doubles as a student of unilag faked his own death for social media stunt last week. RIP to you daddy linkup.

I moved on to attending the listening party some new and incoming music. I really want to cast these songs out of excitement but I won’t even though I heard them first. I’ll just really wait for the songs to come out.

Last week was stressful.

This week?

I started it with partying with my coke lovers family after our win against Croatia yesterday and I have no plans to be annoyed this week because I’m beautiful and I don’t have strength in advance this week.

HOW DID LAST WEEK GO FOR YOU?

DID YOU MISS ME LIKE I MISSED YOU?HOW’S YOUR WEEK GOING?

HOW MUCH POSITIVITY DO YOU PLAN TO SPREAD THIS WEEK?

HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR PVC?

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  1. Samuel Afolayan
    Samuel Afolayan says:

    Last week for me seemed like it lasted for a day. It was all fun though 🙏 Although all the cooked noodles I bought was a major proof that all that glitters ain’t gold🙄😢

    My week so far has been quite productive with the right set of people in the blend, till I found out that the loml that left me for Musa has now left Musa for Mbappe lol. I don’t want to mention her name sha.

    I think I want to go for more events and Hangouts this week. Shey you’ll hit me up with any?

    With love, to the one who left me for
    M&M 💕💕

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  2. Folayan Adejoke
    Folayan Adejoke says:

    All my weeks have morphed into each other so I can’t tell one week from the other. All I know is that I don’t go to work on Saturday and Sunday even though I work from home. Lovely post Mrs Osas Kylian Mbappé Lottin.
    Signed: Mrs Adejoke Hector Bellerin Moruno

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  3. Obembe Daniel
    Obembe Daniel says:

    Last week stàrted very stressful and I couldn’t wait for it to finish, well that was until MGO birthday celebration on camp, where I ate till my joy was full,(Never thought I could say no to a piece of fried meat) and the crown of it all was the kingsmen and kingsladies dinner withe a 4 course meal….. Trust your guy na, ate everything on the menu.

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  4. Temii
    Temii says:

    🤣🤣 Copulation process! Madd o.
    Well, my week hasn’t started, but i know how it’s gon end already. Mad work ahead but i still gotta face it.

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